Friday, October 21, 2011

HOLA ! it's deBORah!!!!!

"whatever you want... if its appropriate" These words were the last word that Bekki told me before I decided to write as a guest blogger... muahahahahaha...I HAVE THE COMPUTER NOW SUCKER!!!

I AM IN A SLIGHT PREDICAMENT. I DO NOT HAVE  A CLEAR DIRECTION OR INSPIRATION FOR THIS POST... HMMM. I NORMALLY RAMBLE IN MY SPEECH ANYWAYS, WHY NOT STAY CONSISTENT?

MY NAME IS DEBORAH ... YOUNGER SISTER TO BEKKI. I AM VISITING HER AND KYLE (AND TAKING CARE OF A STUPID TICKET. DUMB) SHE IS CURRENTLY ABOUT TO ABORT OUR HANGING OUT SESSION TO GO TO YOUNG MARRIED BIBLE STUDY.. WELP! CANT JOIN HER FOR THAT ONE! SO I AM COMPLAINING ABOUT BEING BORED AND EATING FOOD. its funny how often boredom and eating coincide. I LEARNED THAT LESSON WHEN I WAS A YOUNG CHILD.. FRESH OUT OF SURGERY AND SWIMMING. I ATE LIKE A PIGLET CAUSE I WAS BORED RECOVERING FROM THEE ARM SURGERY BEFORE MENTIONED. I SUCCESSFULLY GAINED 30 LBS. IN ONE MONTH.

I LOVE ANIMALS.. I WANT A GIANT SCHNAUZER. HAHAHA THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LARGE NOSE ... EXAMPLE (PLEASE READ IN A BRITISH ACCENT) : "YOU SIR HAVE A GIANT SCHNAUZER... DID I SAY SCHNAUZER? I MEANT SCHNOZ MY DEAR CHAP" THESE ANIMALS ARE SO BIG. THEY LOOK LIKE THE SIZE OF A PONY. I WANT A LITTLE COMPANION, I GUESS I SHOULD SAY A BIG COMPANION. IT WOULD MAKE ME SO HAPPY! BUT ALAS I NEED TO BE PATIENT AND WAIT FOR THE RIGHT TIME TO GET A LITTLE DOGGIE!!! OH I LOVE LITTLE DOGGIES!

WELL ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE, I AM SICK. IT SUCKS. 

ON A LIGHTER NOTE.... I HAVE STARTED SWIMMING AGAIN. I GREW UP SWIMMING AND THEN QUIT AND NOW I AM BACK AT IT. ( see above for reference to arm surgeries) SWIMMING MAKES ME HAPPY AND I AM GETTING IN BETTER SHAPE. THE UNFORTUNATE THING ABOUT SWIMMING IS THAT MOST PEOPLE DEVELOP A THIN AND UNNECESSARY LAYER OF FAT FOR INSULATION.  OH WELL. THATS LIFE. IT ALSO IS A GREAT STRESS RELIEVER. AND YOU CAN BLOCK THE WORLD OUT CAUSE YOUR HEAD IS UNDERWATER. 

LESSONS YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED BY READING THIS BLOG ARE AS FOLLOWS:
1. SISTERS DONT WANT INAPPROPRIATENESS.
2. TRY TO HAVE A CLEAR DIRECTION FOR YOUR LIFE.
3. DONT EAT WHEN YOU ARE BORED... OR IF YOU ARE FAT.. OR RECOVERING FROM SURGERY, CAUSE IT WILL CAUSE FATNESS.
4. EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE A GIANT SCHNAUZER AND TALK IN BRITISH ACCENTS.
5. SWIMMING IS A GOOD WORKOUT.


















1 comment:

  1. well...you stayed consistent...it's pretty random. i like how parts were all caps and then no caps...i wonder how many posts you could do before bekki gets home from bible study.

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